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This Won’t Make the Lunatic Left Happy

Tuesday, May 31st, 2005

Bush 41.
Bush 43.
And, eventually, perhaps Bush ??

— Jayson

The Industrial Unions?

Tuesday, May 31st, 2005

They sure ain’t what they used to be.

Jimmy Hoffa is rolling over in his (Meadowlands) grave.

— Jayson

Taking the Country Back

Tuesday, May 31st, 2005

USA Today’s Jill Lawrence appears largely incredulous at the notion, but she did manage to put forth a skeleton outline of some of the ways in which parents are becoming politically mobilized.

Modern-day leftism simply cannot survive in the face of a motivated and informed electorate. To the contrary, leftism needs a 1970’s or 1992-style malaise in which to metastasize.

So, carpe diem, parents.

It’s your children’s future at stake.

— Jayson

The Media *Projects* Antipathy Over the French “Non” Vote

Tuesday, May 31st, 2005

So, the Associated Depressed came out of its drunken stupor this morning and decided that La Francais’ vote against the EUro Constitution was bad news for . . . drum roll . . . President Bush.

Mmm, hmm.

Okaaaaay, then.

In other news, the Yankees’ slow start is bad news for President Bush.

And Dale Earnhardt, Jr.’s latest foibles are bad news for President Bush.

And the cancellation of “Joan of Arcadia” has been deemed by experts to be awful news for President Bush too.

Sacre bleu.

— Jayson

Gloomy

Tuesday, May 31st, 2005

Or not.

— Jayson

Winners and Losers

Tuesday, May 31st, 2005

Fresh off their re-election victories, President George W. Bush and Prime Minister Tony Blair will meet at the White House on June 7.

Meanwhile, Jacques Chirac is assuring the French that the country will not adopt the Anglo-Saxon economic model.

French Unemployment = 10.2%
Great Britain Unemployment = 4.7%
Australian Unemployment = 5.1%
United States Unemployment = 5.2%

I think these numbers indicate that you should avoid the Anglo-Saxon model at all costs.

— Alexander K. McClure

Deep Throat

Tuesday, May 31st, 2005

Nearly 31 years after the scandal that brought down a Presidency, and eleven years after his death, the identity of Deep Throat is finally been revealed by the mysterious person himself, and confirmed by Bob Woodward moments ago.

Well, it looks like it’s time for some good old fashioned Nixon bashing in the mainstream media.

— Alexander K. McClure

2005 New Jersey Governor

Tuesday, May 31st, 2005

We will be having updates tomorrow from Survey USA and Quinnipiac on the New Jersey Republican gubernatorial primary. I will have analysis throughout the day, and will be examining this contest closely as we approach the primary a week from today.

— Alexander K. McClure

2006 Florida Senate Race

Tuesday, May 31st, 2005

In Florida, Republicans have been waiting on Katharine Harris to decide whether she will seek the Republican nomination for some time now. It appears that she is close to making up her mind, and some Republicans are fearful that Harris will actually run. However, because she is perceived as such a strong candidate in a Republican primary, few other potential candidates are willing to take the plunge.

Were Harris not to run, the likely GOP nominee would be Congressman Mark Foley who has around two milion dollars on hand. Of course, I am afraid that Democrats would sink his candidacy with the inevitable gay rumors. We may be stuck with Harris.

UPDATE: Both Strategic Vision polls on this race have shown Nelson leading Harris by about seven points.

— Alexander K. McClure

Cry Me a River

Tuesday, May 31st, 2005

Or not.

P.S. - Just exactly how many elections will the remnants of the Democratic Party need to lose, pray tell, before the partisan-liberal media, um, you know, moves on?

— Jayson