My Dip Tastes Better Then Yours
Woman suing because her avocado dip didn’t taste “avocadoey”:
That’s the issue in a fraud lawsuit filed Wednesday against Kraft Foods, Inc., by a Los Angeles woman who claims the company’s avocado dip doesn’t qualify as guacamole.
“It just didn’t taste avocadoey,” said Brenda Lifsey, who used Kraft Dips Guacamole in a three-layer dip last year. “I looked at the ingredients and found there was almost no avocado in it.”
Don’t call it guacamole:
She is seeking unspecified damages and a Superior Court order barring Kraft from calling its dip guacamole. Her suit seeks class-action status.
And of course, the appeasement:
However, the company will relabel the product to make it clearer that the dip is guacamole-flavored, Regan said.
— ‘The Commish’ A.J. Sparxx